Chris Picture


a picture of one’s self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror mysp-ce style. usually accompanied by a small p-n-s and a large ego. such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. these photos are usually taken by players or man wh-r-s for them to flaunt to girls around school.
person #1: “dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! that guy is such a douche!”

person #2: “yeah he thinks he’s gods gift to women or something! someone should tell him that tiny d-ck doesn’t match his super fat ego!”

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