Chris Ryan Disease


the medical condition when one is so s-xually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a s-xual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.
mike: “g-d dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. you always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you’ve taken your c-ck out and asked her to jack you off like a godd-mn baboon.”

wei: “ahh man come on. i just have that chris ryan disease. it’s a medical condition and not my fault. when i see a black girl, this s-xual urge comes over me and i can not control myself.”

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