Chrisovalantis


pl. chrisovalanti.

people who are feared by dmv staff, as their names typically do not fit on their licenses. the name is usually carried by individuals with an adoration for modern art, particularly pieces housed by the moma. despite their non-guido heritage, chrisovalanti can often be seen fist-pumping their way to a party near you.

often times, the name is shorted to chris, which gives -ssociates the false impression that the chrisovalantis in question has a huge c-ck. (see def. chris)
girl 1: “hey, i heard that chris has a huge c-ck”
girl 2: “nah, his name is actually chrisovalantis”

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