small beautiful girl she has a lot of friends she has a great bestfriend. she would be the best girlfriend to ever have she has a crush right now but doesn’t like to tell no one. this name is great for a band student if i was a girl i would want to have this name. she loves to have fun she never tells lies she is your ride or die companion.
i want to have a chrisstina as my girlfriend
chinese word meaning “close enough”. attaching a wheel to a car and you only have two bolts? close enough. not enough insulated cable to finish the job? use coat hangers, close enough. run out of flour for the bread? plenty of sawdust, close enough. this manufacturing philosophy might explain why so many things in china […]
- watermelon n*gg*r
a watermelon n*gg*r is when a grown n*gg*r has gotten stuck in a watermelon me.. yo n*gg* i’m stuck in the watermelon fellow n*gg*r.. haha u a watermelon n*gg*r now
- mechanic door
to stick your thumb in a b*tt hole in a clockwise motion than proceed to pull out in a counter clockwise motion. bobby and i were getting bored watching joe dirt 2 until he mechanic doored me back to reality.
- ball in socket
during s*xual intercourse, the male precedes to drop one or both t*st*cl*s into either the v*g*n* and *n*s. suggested s*xual positions for maximum effort: s*xual see-saw, ripe plum, overp*ss, drill, deck chair, and the b*tter churner. adam: “dude, why are you walking so funny?” chad: “my b*lls hurt so bad man. i tried to ball-in-socket […]