christer

a christian who preaches the “word” to unwilling partic-p-nts
the jehovah’s witness guy kept bothering me…
i killed that f-cking christer
a derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. see also “fundie”
don’t bother arguing with that guy; he’s a christer.
1. christer(a-) (noun);

a common name in scandinavia, christer derives from the name christ. apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. synonyms include chris, christoffer, barney and superman.

2. christer (adjective):

a superlative of awesome

3. christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

to radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
noun: christer is legen – wait for it – dary!

adjective: that beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

verb: he was christering in the vip section of the club last night.
pr-nounced: kree-ster

noun) catholic (or any other christian) who shows up to church only on christmas and easter. they usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.
the christers are coming! the christers are coming!
someone who only goes to church on christmas and easter, normally people who grew up christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. the word combines ‘easter’ and ‘christmas.’
dude, we’d better get to church super early today or we won’t get a seat– all those stupid christers keep taking them!
1.when you use the position in other words known as “doggystyle”
g-d i just christer’d that girl
sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.
i am your christer, megan.