christfag
someone who is gay for god.
‘look at ilikemonkeys spewing his bible bullsh-t again, whatta christf-g.”
a derogatory word used on online forums for an overtly, and inappropriately, evangelizing christian.
someone who is “gay for jesus”.
get out of here christf-g! talk about halo/anime/science or gtfo!
a noun describing “religious enthusiasts”
the main distinction between a christf-g and a normal polite christian person is that a christf-g’s religious discussion to his or her fellow christf-g will make any non-christf-g bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.
christf-g 1: do you believe that jesus should’ve helped those people even though they were clearly bad and undeserving
christf-g 2: well, it is the christian way to help everyone and love equally
bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody f-cking kill me right now
bystander 2: you wanna know? why don’t you ask him yourself
-bystander 2 kills both christf-gs and they live happily ever after-
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