Christian Bale

a slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (m-st-rb-t-s).
i got home and she’d already christian baled herself.
very talented and attractive actor in such movies as “american psycho,” “velvet goldmine,” “batman begins,” and “the machinist,” among others. he lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in the machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play batman.
you have not lived until you have seen christian bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. go rent american psycho.
easily one of the greater actors working today. unlike johnny depp and other actors, bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. his acting work as a child in empire of the sun was so superb that the national board of review added the category “best role played by a juvenile” to it’s awards. he is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, dustin hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film the machinst.
if you want to see acting at it’s finest, rent a copy of all the little animals, empire of the sun, american psycho, and the machinst; you won’t be disappointed.
a byword for getting insanely p-ssed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.
all i said was “please p-ss the salt” and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

you touch my drink i’m gonna go christian bale on your -ss, punk!
lose temper and yell
if you don’t pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go christian bale on your -ss.
a word used to describe a male and/or female who is a jerk, a d-ck, or a general -sshole of a person. christian bale has been known to be a d-ck…from getting into near fistfights with his own mother, to his recent verbal lashing on the set of the upcoming terminator movie. also, many of the roles christian bale plays are general d-cks…his role in the “american psycho” movie is his real persona!
dude, you’re totally being a christian bale right now. the girl just asked your name. you didn’t have to karate chop her in the neck. you’re a total christian bale.
extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about santa fe in newsies way back in 1992. then he turned bad-ss and shot the sh-t out of hugh jackman in the prestige. if public enemies with him and johnny depp isn’t going to be one of the best movies ever, i will retire from watching movies.
“feed me a stray cat”-atm machine
(i think i would have)
“santa fe, are you there? do you swear you wont forget me?”- christian bale