Christian Eyes
you can always tell if someone is a “born-again,””pentacostal” or “evangelical” christian by looking in their eyes. in the eyes of these people, you see total self–ssuredness, unabashed smugness and a general sense of superior virtue.
christian eyes, to the non-christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
“you can tell sarah palin is a christian because she has christian eyes. it weirds me out.”
“i was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with christian eyes looked at me and i felt really uncomfortable.”
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