Christian Siren
a female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. wears a purity ring , but claims she’s s-xually frustrated . lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow bible thumpers . will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to christianity. she will do things like make out and maybe an otphj .
stan: “bro did you see that new chick janet, she’s f-cking hot as sh-t, i’m gonna try to get at that !”
lee: “nah dude, bad idea”
stan: “why? she’s a total 10″
lee: ” dude, that chick is a christian siren”
stan: “oh, f-ck that”
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