Christicles


used when someone is in total awe over something. completely shocked and or appolled and wants to say “jesus christ!”, “holy sh-t!”, or “b-lls!” out of frustration.
when playing call of duty 4, adam doomed the world to a firey death and all he could utter was, “christicles…”
a rather attractive young man who is good in relationships but becomes an instant man-sl-t when single.
“yeah after he dated the girl over there he f-cked all of her friends. what a christicle.”
christ, in popsicle form, often found at church, and or in super-secret religious compounds. religion tasty enough for any person to accept as true.
mr. adams: “now billy, please finish your christicle quickly and throw the wrapper away and go to cl-ss.”
an exclamation, conjoining the words “christ” and “t-st-cl-s”, indicating either shock or amazement. often preceeded by the word “holy”.
holy christicles! someone ripped off my mp3 player!
a sxc lemur :] who is always wrong and is a miracle
christie :]

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