christie camel toe


the outline of an obese man’s crouch cause by wearing too tight of pants. made popular when chris christie with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. while displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
don’t look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a christie camel toe. i think i am going to throw up..

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