Christine-drunk


a person who is plastered out of their mind.

must include:

-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on any strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-sl-tty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren’t drunk or “i’m gooood”
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-must love vodka and tequila time
-refusal to believe the next day that you were christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: “i’m just having fun!”
-must lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride… or walk of shame the next morning
“i got christine-drunk last night!!”

friend 1: “what happened last night!?!?!?”
friend 2: “you don’t remember..? you were christine-drunk!”

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