ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah
the ultimate winter fusion holiday
it’s christmas hanukkah and kwanzaa all rolled into one
this holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (i can’t imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) it lasts 16 days, one for christmas, eight for hanukkah, and six for kwanzaa
“i hope i get that book i wanted for christmas, what did you ask for?”
“i exactly celebrate christmas, i celebrate christmahanukwanzaakah. it’s 16 days long!”
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