christmas bonus


in which a man is having s-x with a woman, and, upon reaching -rg-sm, withdraws from her v-g-n-, -j-c-l-t-s on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
“suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus.”
to give a christmas bonus, a girl must have s-x with a guy in the cowgirl position. then she gets off right before he -rg-sms, knees him in the b-lls, says ‘merry christmas’ and walks away.
sh-lly gave john a christmas bonus last night and he couldn’t get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

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