christmas coma
noun: when one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. can be abbreviated to ‘chroma’; a person in this state is defined as ‘chromatose’.
person 1: where’s sam? i haven’t seen him all day.
person 2: didn’t you hear? he’s in a christmas coma.
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