Christmas Jones


a fetish or act of s-xual deviance so abhorrent that the partic-p-nt only indulges once a year.
kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during s-x for his christmas jones. he’d then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of antic-p-tion.

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