Christmas Party
a place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. there is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a christmas party than a regular party.
joe: “how’d the christmas party go?’
kallen: “i stole everyone’s presents, i ate a sh-t ton of sh-t, and i got laid!”
joe: “how do you get laid at those parties?”
an event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. -ss grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
h-llo fellow co-worker, may i drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect p-n-s at this year’s christmas party?
an event during which the maximum capacity of a residence is pushed to the limit, potentially causing a fire hazard
girl: wanna come to my family’s christmas party?
friend: will it be like last year when the decorations caught on fire and the firemen yelled at your parents for having so many people in the house?
girl: probably
friend: then h-llz yeah, i’ll be there!!!!
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