Christmas Tissue
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng over another or one’s own face- specifically carried out over the christmas period.
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a tissue featuring images of animals in novelty christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“i gave her a christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”
“he didn’t appreciate the christmas tissue.”
“a christmas tissue isn’t for life. it’s just for christmas.”
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