christmas turkey carver
the act of sh-tting carefully behind your pr-ne partner, inserting three fingers into her v-g-n-, one in her -ss, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect l-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
my friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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