Christopher Titus


comedian who likes to talk about how he got his -ss kicked by life when he was younger.
‘christopher t-tus: my dad man…got the couch growin out of the back of his head…i bet i can kick his -ss…”

christopher t-tus: turns out he was just resting up…

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