Chriszani


a term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. it is used as a noun, and the adjective form is chriszanic, helping describe a person that continuously experiences moments of slowness.
miguel: i busted a chriszani when i thought that buffalo wings were made from buffaloes.

sarah park: lmao, oh my god, my friend soo chin is so chirszanic, she’s slow like 24/7 ughh.

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