Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome
chronic cold neck syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. this illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.
symptoms of chronic cold neck syndrome include chills or gooseb-mps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.
the only cure for chronic cold neck syndrome is to cover one’s neck with something warm – turtlenecks and scarves work well. one may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one’s peers actually look up the illness.
teacher: “why are you wearing that scarf? it’s not an accepted uniform piece! to the princ-p-l’s office with you!”
student: “but i have to wear it. i’ve got a pretty bad case of chronic cold neck syndrome.”
teacher: “oh. well, that’s okay, then.”
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