Chronic Flush
the act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking — all simultaneously.
may also be caused by a chronic version of sh-t bricks; grade a of sh-t bricks.
guy: dude the devil’s after me..
friend: wtf bro?
guy: no really!! i just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
friend: you’re dumb, and that’s disgusting.
dude: yoyoyo! i just had s-x with megan fox!
guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
-dude shows guy video-
guy: i’m coulda sh-t bricks.
dude: if your p-n-s was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
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masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc. bob: hey wanna go to jim’s? bill: nah it’s 4:00 o’clock, jim’s about to chron-bate.
- chubba chops
a cute girl who regresses back to childlike qualities such as baby babble and baby like talk chubba chops wants her sockies, and a kissy!
- Chuffe
to fart out of your p-n-s. aka a penile queef. i totally chuffed after banging this italian girl in the -ss.
- churp some brodies
spinning dounts with your tires churpin’ im going to n-b hill to churp some brodies
- Climbing in
an attempt by one to, unwarrantedly, contribute to a personal joke, conversation or otherwise. most commonly -ssociated to those seeking to gain popularity with relative groups through -ssociation. group a(persona1): dude, d–sh, you’re making so much noise! group a(persona2): don’t you mean, ‘shoosh’? haha. group a(persona1): haha, whoops. oh well, that can be our thing. […]