Chronofied
from greek khronos, time; and latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
the result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has p-ssed than they -ssumed. often linked with “relativity” scenario’s.
dad: “son. why are you home so late?”
son: “sorry pops. i was chatting with this girl i like, and i swear i thought it was only an hour. but when i looked down at my watch, 3 had p-ssed by! i was chronofied.
dad: “son. stop making up stupid words.”
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