Chronologically Confused
what happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel t-tles for a series of movies, video games etc.
the person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. this condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
joe: hey james, what’s up?
james: i can’t believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, i was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they’ve just dumped this horrible t-tle out… i’m just p-ssed off at them now!
joe: what’s the problem by this exactly?
james: what’s the problem? what’s the problem!? the problem is that they’ve tarnished my favourite series of movies! just look at these names!
halloween
halloween ii
halloween iii season of the witch
halloween 4 the return of michael myers
halloween 5 the revenge of michael myers
halloween the curse of michael myers
halloween h20
halloween resurrection
joe: ouch, that sucks.
james: i know right? i have every right to be chronologically confused at this sh-t! why didn’t they keep numbering them? where did the f-cking numbers go?
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