chronorape
the act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.
chrono – greek: khronos, time.
rape – latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
innocent victim a : hey man what you doing today?
innocent victim b : well, i was supposed to be going to play golf with that f-cking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.
innocent victim a : christ on a bike, what have i told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
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