Chuck Noris
duh duh duh, someone forgot an “r.”
it’s chuck norris, not chuck noris, doofus.
when you -j-c-l-t- in a girl’s face then round house kick her.
i “chuck norised” the sh-t outta that b-tch
you better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!
its spelt chuck norris not chuck noris, id tell you to run but there’s no point, he will find you!
the most incredible creature ever to live. also a s-x god with a huge p-n-s.
i saw chuck noris and now i don’t know what to beleive in.
some historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. in fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with chuck norris. the roundhouse kick unleashed caused m-ssive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. he then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.
mess with chuck noris and you will meet an untimely death.
an easily made fun of celeberty.
chuck noris’s tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried
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