Chuck Norris Shot


originating in fargo nd, the chuck norris is a shot of uv cherry vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of liquid ice energy drink. it’s majorly popular in grand forks nd college bars such as sledster’s.
brian: let’s get some jag bombs! alyssa, you in?
alyssa: no, but i’ll take a chuck norris shot. f-ck jag bombs…ick.
brian: f-ck it. let’s all get norris’s. pangle, i’ll get 5 chucks!
whiskey, straight, the whole bottle.
did you just chuck norris shot my bottle? f-cktard!
the chuck norris is a shot composed of 1 part bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. you then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. this is the real chuck norris shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in north dakota. that is a drink chuck norris would never be caught drinking. if you respect chuck norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper chuck norris.
barkeep! give me a real chuck norris shot!

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