Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League
(aka cnzdl)
the only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by chuck norris’s bad dreams.
members include:
mel gibson
sean connery
shaq
you with the face
and many, many more
omfg! i’m soo glad that teh chuck norris zombie defense league defeated the flood in halo!!
if it weren’t for teh cnzdl, i would be eating you right now! thanks mel gibson!
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