Chuck Norris’d


when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like norris
you will then awnser back “it is norris” then yell “you just got chuck norris’d!”
tw-t : sir, does that say nourished
you : no, it says norris
everybody including you : you just got chuck norris’d
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as a male, to get f-cked in the -ss by multiple males at once. taken from the flash video ultimate orgy, can be found on newgrounds if curious.
“which of these erotic ads are you going to answer to?”
“all of them, i’m set to get chuck norris’d this weekend.”
1.) to roundhouse kick someone.

2.) to win at something.

3.) another way to say, “dude, you got pwned by a girl!”
1.don’t make me chuck norris you!

2.man, i was playing w/ my cousin the other day and i chuck norris’d him by accident.

3.dude, you just got chuck norris’d
when someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of chuck norris, himself.
random dude: holy f-ck, that dude punched me in the face so hard i chuck norris’d myself!
me: that sound’s wrong!
describes any former star whose only fans today are ironic, and lavish said star with ironic praise, especially on the internet, like former action star chuck norris.
some guy: man, steven seagal got chuck norris’d. remember when we used to genuienly think he was cool in movies like “hard to kill” and “above the law”?
another guy: yeah, these days when people praise him they’re being ironic.
some guy: “hey, speaking of chuck norris, do you think he knows kids p-ssing around “chuck norris facts,” are not his fans and are actually ridiculing him?”
another guy: “i can’t imagine why not, but he seems pretty clueless.”
when you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you c-m, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. as you are doing the round house kick your c-m sprays the entire room.
i was doing this girl doggie style and she p-ssed me off so i chuck norris’d her!

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