chuckle-choker
someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. thankfully, the “joke poacher” completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the “joke poacher” to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(setting: large family shopping for rx gl-sses)
femme 1: (whisper) “the best way to tell if the gl-sses are the wrong prescription is if mike’s head appears normal”
joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): “the best way to tell if the gl-sses are the wrong prescription is if mike’s head appears normal”
everyone in room: ahahahahaha
femme 1: “wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me” (tears)
joke poacher: “no one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker”
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