when you’ve done too many pills and chuck up
stop doing so many beans you’ll chuckrush
- red bull d*ck
when a man has a d*ck comparable to the width and girth of a red bull can. girl, he is working with that red bull d*ck.
squad and homies me and my squomies out here doin’ big things “hey what are you doing tonight?” “nothing much, just hanging with my squomies”
- mr 459
an annoying customer that comes in just before you close at 5:00 p.m. knowing you close at that time. ah f*ck!! here comes mr. 4:59 again to place a big order..now we cant go home on time!!”
- speaking dragon
typing a message to someone and you spell words wrong sam: heyu hw ar you ? tom: speaking dragon again ?