when you’ve done too many pills and chuck up
stop doing so many beans you’ll chuckrush
- red bull d*ck
when a man has a d-ck comparable to the width and girth of a red bull can. girl, he is working with that red bull d-ck.
squad and homies me and my squomies out here doin’ big things “hey what are you doing tonight?” “nothing much, just hanging with my squomies”
- mr 459
an annoying customer that comes in just before you close at 5:00 p.m. knowing you close at that time. ah f-ck!! here comes mr. 4:59 again to place a big order..now we cant go home on time!!”
- speaking dragon
typing a message to someone and you spell words wrong sam: heyu hw ar you ? tom: speaking dragon again ?
- western wyoming beverages
literally the single worst employer in the state of wyoming other than possibly wallmart or your friendly neighborhood meth head pimp that turns out your sensitive orifices for a few bucks pays you via firing nickles and dimes at you with a wrist rocket. dude honestly, why do you keep talking about taking it in […]