chump pump


when a guy is having s-x with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
i watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. s-x is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
a term used to define one who continually loses at 7 ball.
boy, rob sure is a chump pump!
a person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.
dave and sue spent all sat-rday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.

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