chumpstick


1. (n.) an unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) the characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarr-ssed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.
1. “man, she’s such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how i met santa claus in rio last march.”

2. “she was so embarr-ssed after i pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks.”

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