Chumpstin von der cock
used to describe mentally r-t-rded goons who rely heavily on nhs opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. usually loners with few or no friends.
justin: do you like my new gl-sses?
paul: haha, no! you look like chumpstin von der c-ck!
justin: f-ck you!! i’m gonna beat you like i beat my mum!
kiran: was that before or after i boned her?
dave: you did too??
paul: i’d get a check up if i were you lads, i f-cked that sl-t and i’ve got aids now!!
dave: why do i have no mates?
aj: what you all talking about guys?
all: f-ck off aj you c-nt!!!
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