chunky bidet
when you drop a t-rd with the precise m-ss, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.
pete: (from inside the bathroom) awwwwww goddammit!!!!
craig: (from outside the bathroom) everything ok in there?
pete: no, i just got a chunky bidet!
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