Chunky Blumpkin
when a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his c-ck due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.
that drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my c-ck while i was taking a sh-t, and she couldn’t take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.
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