Chunky Monkey Surprise
the act of showing a banana up one’s -n-s to receive a special prize when removed.
guy 1: ‘did you get up to anything interesting with kate last night?’
guy 2: ‘yeah she gave me a chunky monkey surprise, wasn’t quite what i expected!’
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