Chutster
a us marine generally stationed in jacksonville, nc, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on friday afternoons. a chutster consumes monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears tapout apparel even though he’s never actually partic-p-ted in an mma match. when he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of jaggerbombs and dollar beers like natural ice and keystone. he must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. he may or may not have a can of copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with mossy oak b-mper stickers. yut. kill.
chutster 1: broseph, i just ordered some natti lite for those b-tches over there
chutster 2: roger that devil dog, i’m glad i downed those monsters tonight. my ega tat really hurts though
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