chuzzle


the act of giving head with pop rocks and soda in the mouth
amanda wants to chuzzle shaant becuase he is in a band.
a furry creature with two huge eyes and no nose or mouth.
they exist in a computer game where you must get 3 in a row to make them disappear. when you click the chuzzle it shakes
i only need to get rid of the red chuzzle now.
-verb

1. when a person starts off a beverage with a long controlled drink and finishes by opening their throat and feverishly finishing off the beverage in a sloppy manner. chuzzles generally result in sever intoxication and a good story in the morning.

2. a chug guzzle hybrid
josh: whats up? how you feeling tonight?

mark: f—ing awesome i chuzzled that pitcher of margaritas
and then they threw me out of the bar.

josh: is that why your shirt and pants are all wet
t-st-cl-s with a short layer of peach fuzz.
he chiseled his chuzzles, so now they’re just b-lls.
chuz-zle
chuh-zuhl verb,-zled, -zling, noun

-to give oral s-x until completion and drink s-m-n, greedily, frequently, or plentifully.
paparazzi caught the chuzzle of a lifetime from hillary duff, after an impromptu proposal. her fiance looked very pleased as he phoned a friend during this exquisite act.
opposite of a cougar.
uhm, your a chuzzle
verb. to intake so much alcohol that one becomes so drunk that one needs s-x. right now!!!
friend 1: dude, how much has (friend 3) been drinking?
friend 2: i don’t know, but he’s gonna chuzzle pretty soon.
friend 3: s-x. now. drop the pants.
friend 4: oh god, why’d he choose me?

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