Ciara Pressure
ciara pressure is a new phenomenon sweeping the university college cork(ucc) nation. . she picks her victims on a near random basis forcing them to do tasks that would be very enjoyable to watch but cause the person doing such task to feel a great amount of shame and regret both during and after said act has taken place
dude1: “i really didn’t want to shift that geek last night but my friends wouldnt leave me alone til i did it”
dude2: “sounds like you were ciara pressured into it”
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