a person that is usually quite stupid and/or r-t-rded. ciarn is spelt many different ways (sian, cian, siarn) but ciarn is the most popular spelling. a ciarn is usually that person who always tells an unfunny joke or is obsessed with boys.
that girl that is all over jake is a real ciarn.
stop being a ciarn
- a rim job
a rim job is when a girl only sucks off your tip with purple lipstick, and a blue salad bowl on her head. oh god hannah gave me a rim job last night at the party in the back room.
- virgin nation
a group of virgins that don do anything but celebrate being virgins b-tch you can suck my d-ck but we aint f-ckin im part of virgin nation a group of born again virgins that refuse to have any s-x unless granted by ceo no matter how big that booty is i cant f-ck her i […]
- edible sandwich
a peanut b-tter an jelly sandwich with a twist the peanut b-tter is tainted with some thc johnny: aye make me a sandwich bobby: a edible sandwich? johnny: awe h-ll yea
- slong rag
slong rag means that you play with your slong (as in d-ck) . carson- “hey bro, wanna go to the party tonight?” michael- “no, those girls are ugly, and i would rather slong rag.”
the act of having s-x with an incredibly fat woman and riding the waves as you try and smash her box. mat: “what about her?” beau: “if you want to hobwhaley, that’s your choice…”