cigarette destructor


somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend — that is, somebody who smokes way, way, way too many of these things.

“destructor” because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little f-ckers in a single day!

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