Cincinnati Hotplate

akin to the “cleveland steamer” a cincinnati hotplate is when one person lays under a gl-ss table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the “receiver” the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

see also “stallone”
“sylvester stallone was a big fan of the ol’ cincinnati hotplate. he’d pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. sick!”
1) n. a ridiculously good looking girl, generally from cincinnati, who flatulates during -n-l s-x, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.

2) v. the intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving -n-l s-x.

3) n., v. a type of s-x, historically favored by many cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during s-x repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in compet-tion with each other.
1) “yeah i took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a cincinnati hot plate. i febreezed last night and my room still stinks.”

2) “bill, if you don’t stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, i’m gonna cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up.”

3) n. “you wanna cincinnati hot plate? go to felipe’s house of tacos and kabobs. the girls who eat there can’t help but to give you a cincinnati hot plate.”

v. ” the newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to cicinnati hot plate all night.”
a cleveland steamer but then you t-tty f-ck the girl.
i had no ky so i gave the cincinnati hotplate.