Cincinnati Serpentine Belt
the cincinnati serpentine belt occurs when one s-xual partner proceeds to lick a male partner from the starting point of the back of his gooch, around the b-llsack, across the right hip, wrapping in to the top of the -ss crack on downward, finally ending up at the goochback once again. thus completing a dirty, sensational, serpentine cleansing of the nether regions. usually about $50 for a full service.
todd scheduled nick for his first cincinnati serpentine belt service last night, and nick walked away a changed man.
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