the thing you do when you realize the tube won’t fit in the v*g*n*l opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable
wife: why’d you do that to your p*n*s?!?!
husband: i can explain, god told me to.
wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
husband: actually i have to talk to you about that’s one
circ*mscision is real
- are you felling it yet
a quote from spungbob are you felling it yet mr.crabs
adj. a name given to someone who is constantly ordered around, similar to a slave, but the person does the actions according to the person’s will, unlike slaves who are forced into their labor. that girl over there constantly gets ordered around from people and fulfills the tasks according to her will. she is definetly […]
1. the propensity of one to act or speak like a (male or female) bimbo. 2. the likelihood of a person to not understand a given word, sentence, conversation, etc. 3. the level of a person’s ignorance. “all (s)he talks about is the kardashians, “reality tv”, and project runway. i bet his bimbocity quotient is […]
your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don’t want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed duuude you’ve got mad listaweed, were you smokin?