Civil service syndrome
a condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.
civil service syndrome symptoms
1. its not my job
2. sending dumb e-mails (think about it)
3. two hour lunches
4. annual leave, four times a year or more
5. planned sick leave
6. kissing -ss
7. working your own hours, not core hours
8. taking credit for work that you didn’t do
9. grubbing for overtime
10.doing as little work as possible
11.hearing but not listening (being a hard head)
12.thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.power hungry
14.sick on mondays
15.not being able to walk in others shoes
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