CJ Parker


a character of the long running tv series baywatch, played by the one and only pamela anderson. cj was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her m-ssive br–sts. she did lots or running (or bouncing i should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. she also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.
“(cj parker)was hands down the best thing about (baywatch).”

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