clagnut

a small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. may cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you’ve scruffed your bracks.
it was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning brian’s underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
small spherical lumps of matted faeces and -rs- hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the -n-s.
sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty “number two”, gonna have clagnuts for sure.
a small piece of faeces or sh-t that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the -n-s. see also dangleberry. can also be used as an insult.
i can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several p-b-s.
small lumps of sh-t that stick to your -rs- p-b-s.
i nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my -rs-
those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the b-m hole after a lack l-stre wiping.
hey barri, how was your date last night?
well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. how i wish i’d used the bidet!
those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the b-m hole after a lack l-stre wipe.
hey leslie, how was your date?
well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! how i wish i’d used the bidet.
little piece of sh-t that hangs stubbornly from your -n-l beard.
des had trouble when a d-mn clag nut would not leave his -n-s hair.

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