claire bear


a type of bear found only in ireland,
some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist
i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it.
an extremely cute and pretty girl that you can’t get out of your head
hot s-xy pretty smart athletic claire bear clairebear clairebear clairrebear
a nickname for claire named people who are exceptional at grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are
“she’s a right claire bear, she’s an interlectual”
“angus look at that claire bear she’s so cool”
noun: an incredibly cute, funny girl, with a crazy beautiful smile. she is short, blonde, and captain of the cheerleading squad. she has the funniest and best friends in the universe! she has morals and is the farthest from a sl-tty wh-r-, but tends to be flirty and accidentally lead guys on. she got a donk and a ghetto booty and knows how to work it. she has guys falling all over her, but rejects them all for her amazing boyfriend.

adjective: to have an extremely high toe touch in cheerleading.
noun: she’s so freaking amazing. we should call her clairebear.

adjective: that jump was awesome! it was almost as good as a clairebear jump. 🙂

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